Time

Theory of relativity "The faster u move, slower the time moves" seems very attractive concept at first glance. How many times have I wished for time to slow down. But when I think about it further... For example, I board enterprise the Star Trek space ship Brian Green likes so much, I take a nap for 8 hours. I come back and earth has moved on some million years!!!! :-S Thats not what I want do I?

I want the exact opposite!!!! I board my machine, I sleep for 8 hours. Make that 18. I come back and not even 10 minutes have passed here on earth. THAT! That is what I want. Would be lovely wouldn't it??

Or would it? In this scenario- I age faster than everyone else!!!!!! Damn! If I take a break of 2 years and I come back Ill be sporting wrinkles while my frineds and everyone else will have fresh tomato cheeks! Hmm!! would I trade wrinkles for 8 hour extra sleep? hmmm....Damn!

That apart, How exactly do I make this happen? How can I speed up time for me alone???

There is one place tho, where time moves faster for me - Dreams! If I take a 10 minute nap and dream that I slept for 8 hours :-D and remember that dream. That would be the solution to my problem?

ps: No, I am not sleep deprived. I just hate that the 2 day weekend has slipped away like mercury and I am stuck with Monday morning. feeling like I have loads of backlog :(